if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
They have arrived….
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:
- Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)
- No fucking weird smileys.
- No links
- No proper blocking system.DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING.
Every single blogger on here.
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it